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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ode to a Shoe


Oh Proenza Schouler shoe beauty,
Let me say you are no cutie.
You could be called a mythical creature
For you have no normal feature
But I am in love with you
Im afraid it's so true.
When will you be on my feet?
Well thats got me beat.
Perhaps one day,
When all hope has flown away,
You will be in some dark dusty corner
Placed in shadows like some bench warmer
And you will be there for me,
Like a welcoming cup of tea
And we shall sail the seven seas together
Despite any raging ocean weather
And we shall be freakin happy
No matter how sappy
Cause this is my ode
Served a la mode
To your museum-worthy design.
My gosh, you are oh so fine.
[end of ode]


Dear Lazaro Hernandez and Jack McCollough,
You two are two true geniuses. Ive always been a big fan. Proenza Schouler is the best.
xo
The Stylish Wanderer

64 comments :

Caleb Poling said...

Truely an amazing shoe. I love the hint of colors in the middle. So awesome.

Lily said...

haha, I like your poem.
that's such a pretty shoe

Lily said...

where did you find this picture? are they still selling the shoe?

Lily said...

um yeah, never mind, I can't pay $1400 for a shoe haha

Lissa said...

Yeah, I die. Everything Proenza Schouler is covetable, especially these shoes. Maybe one day, I will come across them in a vintage store too :[

Anonymous said...

This shoe is the sign of gods grace upon the planet earth (:

Pretty Pirate said...

My boyfriends sister is best friends with them in NYC. Maybe one of these days I will meet them, It's so sad. All I want is a PS2!

liana said...

fuuuuuuck.
that's a shoe.
of course it is proenza...who else?
haha.

Jacqueline said...

They make good shoes!

www.FashionSnag.com

Isabel said...

The shoes in this collection were UNREAL.

CMA said...

LOVE IT
thanks for sharing

-cma
check out my blog @
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Tayler said...

stunning !!! <3

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michelle_ said...

This is what I call a work of art !
The hint of colors put in a pattern is amazing !
Somehow reminds me of the ethnic prints of some african tribe :)

Great post ! And I love ur little poem you made there :D

Happy thanksgiving !

Molly Rose said...

that. is. gorgeous.!!!! my mouth is open in utter shock and worship.

tmoraa said...

Oh my goodness, you are one of the most fabulous 14 year olds I've ever seen. I'm 14 too, and your closet is spectacular!

fashion nugget said...

mmm,
those ARE amazing.

Ash said...

hehe this is a fun peom... and a great shoe!

Ash
goldleafashley.blogspot.com

Christen said...

I just read your ode to my whole family :) Totally genius and the shoe is very worthy of such an ode. Love it!

Nadia Kamballa said...

Haha... loving your ode!

http://thenovembergirl.blogspot.com

louisiana mei said...

IS THAT SWEATER MATERIAL OR SOMETHING EMBEDDED INTO A SHOE. genius. i love your ode btw, so creative.

Jules said...

Oh cool! Love the shoes, and so your poem. Perfect. =D

Summer
A Writers Den
Brown Mestizo

thatsorad said...

both are a true work of art!!!! :)


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Lexie said...

when i was a senior in high school, we had to write odes to something in our daily lives ... hold on to this entry! it may come in handy sometime! ;)

Anna G said...

I think I might be in love. Oh a feel a sonnet coming up soon.

swoonbaby said...

I think I like your ode more than the shoe!

serah-marie said...

Fashion poetry rules.

Midnight traveller said...

You are honestly so cute. I do admit though, I have written my fair share of shoes related poetry too. Hehe.

PS. I loved the carrot dress too!

http://www.midnightravel.blogspot.com/

le blog de leen said...

these shoes are AMAZING!!

:)
leen

tess stam said...

what beautiful shoes...

fashionstolemyheart.blogspot.com

kirstyb said...

WOW x

indigotangerine said...

such a great shoe! The detailing in amazing.
-indigo

Juliet said...

A beautiful poem for beautiful shoes!

juliet xxx

rhai♥laborte said...

Cute shoes!!! Love it! You really have some taste level!!!

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Anna said...

Ohmy...

CHICMUSE said...

AGREE. LOVE IT.









XX
CHICMUSE

Niki B. said...

your a modern day shakespeare, love the ode.
and proenza really kills it in the shoe dept.

x Niki

http://ahautemess.blogspot.com

myrrh goldframe said...

awesome shoes. <33

WANI! said...

Agreed.

But i still love McQueen !

www.wani-djdanger.blogspot.com

Elizabeth said...

that shoe definitely deserves an ode all to itself.

http://nothingbutapackofcards.blogspot.com/

The Bambina said...

I freaking love it!
Your little ode is so funny and cute. (How could it not be it's you + Proenza. How could that not equal awesome?)
The Proenza Schouler acessories were amaaaazing, manifested by this little beauty and the S shoe in December Vogue's Last Look.

Emilie said...

These are sweet. I am actually selling a pair (parting with them EXTREMELY RELUCTANTLY but nonetheless ha) a pair of killer vintage boots, similar to a pair you've posted about actually. I don't know what people's sizes are but these are 7.5..so anyone who is interested come check them out.

CoocooforCoco said...

Hahahahahaha I love it

Catherine said...

Too funny! I feel the same way about Proenza Schouler. A label worthy of an ode. They are putting out some of the best shoes I've seen lately. AND they're actually comfortable!

http://littlehouseofstyle.blogspot.com/

The Urban Fashion Gal said...

Im not really a big fan of the shoe, but I love your little poem!
-theurbanfashiongal.blogspot.com

Susu Paris Chic said...

Too many shoes... too little time;)

English Rose said...

Just stunning.

http://iamanenglishrose.blogspot.com

Ashley said...

cool blog
http://ashleyslaundry.blogspot.com/

IRIS said...

great post! even my bf loves these heels!

check out my blog:
http://bohemianwaltz.blogspot.com/

we can exchange links if you like!

Alice D. Millionaire said...

those are fabulous!
you're a blog i'm thankful for!

Emilie said...

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x
Emilie

Rachelle Yves said...

Wow. Shoegasm.

Ilse said...

hahahaha. that made me laugh.
really really love that shoe indeed. gorgeous gorgeous.

Maddy said...

this shoe is absolutely gorgeous. end of story. love your post!!!

rebecca said...

shoes are my weakness.

scissorsanddolls.blogspot.com

nk said...

beautiful shoes!!...

hey remember i did an illustration at tinyinkosaurus.blogspot.com of you lol. though i have not updated that in a long while

i just started another blog, feel free to visit :)
www.ieatthemclothes.blogspot.com

Tia said...

they are the most amazingly talented pair i have ever beheld.

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MITICA ILLUSTRATIONS said...

wooow cool shoes!! i want them!!

Anna said...

I feel like there hasn't been a shoe this incredible since... well I can't really think of anything else


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Brandon said...

Love your ode. I'm sure Jack and Lazaro would be honored ;-). Who knows? Maybe they'll see it and you'll get yourself a pair!

enterrement de vie de jeune fille said...

la poesie la mode très joli
kat

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